V.A.R.U.N

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Submitted by varun on Sun, 16/07/2006 - 2:17am.

Saturday silliness returns. That too technically on a Sunday. Go figure.


Versatile Artificial Replicant Used for Nullification

Gujjus + Antakshari ;-)

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Submitted by varun on Wed, 10/05/2006 - 3:30pm.

Next was thing that my friend told me long time back and I never believed it. Where there are gujjus, there is antakshari. The whole aircraft was soon divided into two groups and antakshari started.

Golden words but not mine... go read Anurag's post about his Air Deccan experience. Btw he is right ;-)

I have decided to go the linkblogging way, partially to make up for the dearth of original posts...

[Link swiped from DesiPundit]

Simply the best blonde joke ever

Submitted by varun on Fri, 27/01/2006 - 1:20pm.

With due apologies to all the blondes I know (all of zero) I present the best blonde joke I have ever come across. Simply hilarious!

How NOT to compile a C++ program

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Submitted by varun on Fri, 26/08/2005 - 5:16pm.

You know you have been away from C++ programming (almost a year for me now) when you try to compile a C++ program like this:

varun@dumbledore:~/cpp$ gcc -ansi -pedantic hello_world.cpp
/tmp/ccNWmUfg.o(.text+0x1b): In function `main':
: undefined reference to `std::cout'
/tmp/ccNWmUfg.o(.text+0x20): In function `main':
: undefined reference to `std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >& std::operator<< <std::char_traits<char> >(std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&, char const*)'
/tmp/ccNWmUfg.o(.text+0x49): In function `__static_initialization_and_destruction_0(int, int)':
: undefined reference to `std::ios_base::Init::Init[in-charge]()'
/tmp/ccNWmUfg.o(.text+0x7a): In function `__tcf_0':
: undefined reference to `std::ios_base::Init::~Init [in-charge]()'
/tmp/ccNWmUfg.o(.eh_frame+0x11): undefined reference to `__gxx_personality_v0'

Yikes!! What I uttered when I realized my mistake simply cannot be published here :-)

Life Explained: Differences between men and women

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Submitted by varun on Sun, 24/07/2005 - 5:31pm.

True, isn't it? :-)

Differences between men and women